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    Asda
    on: Mar 13, 2014, 05.04 am
    Mar 13, 2014, 05.04 am
    I was at Asda yesterday, this thick fekin Chav bitch was on the check-out, face like a slapped arse and all the charisma of a jellied eel. I came to pay, I had only bought milk and bread but had no change.

    "£1.03 please"
    "Sorry this is all I've got," as I handed her a £20 note.
    "Haven't you got anything smaller, 'cos it will take all my change, and I don't wanna count out £18.97?" she replied and pulled a stroppy face.
    "I've got nothing, if that helps," I replied...she didn't get it so I thought f##k it, I'll pay by card.
    "Shall I pay by card?" I asked.
    "Don't do me no favours," she snapped.
    I kept my cool and just put my PIN in.
    "Cash back?" she asked sarcastically.
    I couldn't resist it... "Oh yes, £18.97 please."
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    Cheer up they said, things could be worse. So I cheered up and sure enough things DID get worse!

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    Re: Asda
    Reply #1 on: Mar 13, 2014, 02.27 pm
    Mar 13, 2014, 02.27 pm
     :745: :745: :745: Brilliant, I'll have to remember that one  :152:

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    Re: Asda
    Reply #2 on: Mar 13, 2014, 05.07 pm
    Mar 13, 2014, 05.07 pm
    Brilliant.  :745:

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    Re: Asda
    Reply #3 on: Mar 13, 2014, 06.03 pm
    Mar 13, 2014, 06.03 pm
    Nice one dude  :028: Bet you made her day  :745: :745:

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    Re: Asda
    Reply #4 on: Aug 19, 2014, 10.14 pm
    Aug 19, 2014, 10.14 pm
    I'll have to try that one  :460:
    It wasn't me !!

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    Re: Asda
    Reply #5 on: Aug 20, 2014, 01.22 am
    Aug 20, 2014, 01.22 am
     :008: :745:   brilliant

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    Re: Asda
    Reply #6 on: Aug 20, 2014, 10.53 am
    Aug 20, 2014, 10.53 am
     :745: :745:

    Good one. Especially the description of the fair maiden :745:

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    Re: Asda
    Reply #7 on: Aug 21, 2014, 01.14 am
    Aug 21, 2014, 01.14 am
     :745:  now aren't you glad that Walmart bought asda so that you too can enjoy the pleasure that is dealing with Walmart
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