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Asda
« on: March 13, 2014, 05:04:07 am »
I was at Asda yesterday, this thick fekin Chav bitch was on the check-out, face like a slapped arse and all the charisma of a jellied eel. I came to pay, I had only bought milk and bread but had no change.

"£1.03 please"
"Sorry this is all I've got," as I handed her a £20 note.
"Haven't you got anything smaller, 'cos it will take all my change, and I don't wanna count out £18.97?" she replied and pulled a stroppy face.
"I've got nothing, if that helps," I replied...she didn't get it so I thought f##k it, I'll pay by card.
"Shall I pay by card?" I asked.
"Don't do me no favours," she snapped.
I kept my cool and just put my PIN in.
"Cash back?" she asked sarcastically.
I couldn't resist it... "Oh yes, £18.97 please."
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Cheer up they said, things could be worse. So I cheered up and sure enough things DID get worse!

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Re: Asda
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2014, 02:27:58 pm »
 :745: :745: :745: Brilliant, I'll have to remember that one  :152:

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Re: Asda
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2014, 05:07:33 pm »
Brilliant.  :745:

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Re: Asda
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2014, 06:03:18 pm »
Nice one dude  :028: Bet you made her day  :745: :745:

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Re: Asda
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2014, 10:14:36 pm »
I'll have to try that one  :460:
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Re: Asda
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2014, 01:22:29 am »
 :008: :745:   brilliant

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Re: Asda
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2014, 10:53:12 am »
 :745: :745:

Good one. Especially the description of the fair maiden :745:

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Re: Asda
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2014, 01:14:22 am »
 :745:  now aren't you glad that Walmart bought asda so that you too can enjoy the pleasure that is dealing with Walmart
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