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    Harley Rider
    on: Aug 27, 2014, 05.24 pm
    Aug 27, 2014, 05.24 pm
    Back on August 9th, a group of Pekin , Illinois bikers
    were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off
    the Murray Baker bridge. So they stopped.
    George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his
    Harley,walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was
    trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby,whatcha
    doin' up there on that railin'?"
     
    She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!"
     
    While he didn't want to appear 'sensitive', George also didn't want
    to​ ​miss this 'be ​ ​a​ ​legend' opportunity either so he asked."Well, before
    you jump, HoneyBabe. Why don't you give ole George here your
    best last kiss?"
     
    So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did
    just that.
    And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another
    even better one.
     
    After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs up
    approval from his biker buddies, the onlookers, and even the
    State Trooper, and then says,
     
    "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's
    a  real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous
    if you rode With me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?"
     
    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
     
    It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
     

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    Re: Harley Rider
    Reply #1 on: Aug 27, 2014, 08.20 pm
    Aug 27, 2014, 08.20 pm
     :047: :047: :047:
    An old biker must be a good rider

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    Re: Harley Rider
    Reply #2 on: Aug 28, 2014, 12.56 am
    Aug 28, 2014, 12.56 am
     :745:  Maybe old George jumped off the next bridge that came along!
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    Re: Harley Rider
    Reply #3 on: Aug 28, 2014, 04.26 am
    Aug 28, 2014, 04.26 am
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    Re: Harley Rider
    Reply #4 on: Aug 28, 2014, 06.20 am
    Aug 28, 2014, 06.20 am
    You could never post that over on the BMW web site! :)
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    Re: Harley Rider
    Reply #5 on: Sep 12, 2014, 11.38 am
    Sep 12, 2014, 11.38 am
    What does a Harley-Davidson motorcycle and a hound dog have in common?









    They both spend most of their time riding in the back of pickup trucks.  :745: :745:
    My mother asked what I wanted to be when I grew up. I said "a biker". She said I'd have to choose one or the other.

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    Re: Harley Rider
    Reply #6 on: Sep 13, 2014, 07.02 pm
    Sep 13, 2014, 07.02 pm
    And they both have HD for initials. 

    Why doesn't Harley make green bikes?  So it won't be mistaken for a John Deere
    Why doesn't Harley make yellow bikes?  So it won't be mistaken for a CAT
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