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The Four Stages of Santa Claus
« on: December 20, 2014, 10:46:51 pm »
I hope I didn't get this on this forum.

Stage 1. You believe in Santa Claus.
Stage 2. You don't believe in Santa Claus.
Stage 3. You are Santa Claus.
Stage 4. You look like Santa Claus.
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Re: The Four Stages of Santa Claus
« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2014, 10:49:12 pm »
 :008: I have a suspicion that, with a beard, several of the forum members could pass for Santa.  A number of us are getting old, and shall we say...less than trim.
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Re: The Four Stages of Santa Claus
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2014, 12:43:56 pm »
Yup, I believe in Santa  :001:

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Re: The Four Stages of Santa Claus
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2014, 09:11:32 am »
Sad to admit that my grandchildren are already at stage 2!
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Re: The Four Stages of Santa Claus
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2014, 06:16:40 pm »
Stages 1 & 2 completed.

I have been recommended for Stage 3, as, by giving the razor a few weeks off ...

Stage 4 is achievable !




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Re: The Four Stages of Santa Claus
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2014, 07:38:02 pm »
Stages 1, 2 & 3 tick
Stage 4... I'm not carrying the weight yet and as long as a 'Friendly Mutton Chop/Victorian Serial Killer' beard style is excluded I am safe!

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Re: The Four Stages of Santa Claus
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2014, 08:37:12 pm »
... as long as a 'Friendly Mutton Chop/Victorian Serial Killer' beard style is excluded I am safe!

Well it looks like it's starting to turn a bit white around the edges already  :745:
so you just need to work on filling in those gaps, ( no Euphemism intended ! ),
and then almost a whole year of drinking excess beer
will help you to obtain the required paunch ( like mine )  :028:

Have a great New Year ( everyone  :169: )


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Re: The Four Stages of Santa Claus
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2015, 12:14:45 am »
Yep, guess I have to agree with the 4 stages  :008:
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