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Offline enGage

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Joke Thread
« on: January 15, 2015, 03:23:06 pm »
We have a very active joke thread on the Thunderbird site, so let's give it a try here.  This has been around for awhile, but always makes me laugh.


http://youtu.be/6W2uAuGA0ao

Edit:  anyone know how to embed a youtube video on this site?

Edit Again:  Thanks Coconut - I was trying to embed the "embed" version of the share link from youtube, which is what one usually uses, but your instructions work great.
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2015, 05:32:19 pm »
Not seen it before and had to turn the volume down so other half would not hear!

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2015, 06:19:04 pm »
Nice one enGage  :028:  :152:   :745:#

To embed You Tube video so it plays automatically within the Forum ( I think only when logged on ) :

1.  Copy the "Share" link from the You Tube web site of the video you want to embed,

2.  Start a New Message in the Forum,

3.  Paste the "Share" link that you copied,

4.  Highlight the Pasted link ( Left click and drag ),

5.  Click the "Insert Hyperlink" button ( the one under the "I" Button ),

6.  Save the message.

Example shown here : Embedding Videos

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2015, 06:50:11 pm »
excellent  :046:
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2015, 06:21:26 pm »
Classic!  I'll have to find one to post.
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2015, 06:19:21 am »
And in the same vein


A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.

Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied,
 
 
"Do you want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
 
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2015, 08:37:47 am »
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2015, 10:45:09 am »
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