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    Garage "No Go" zone
    on: Aug 18, 2016, 08.46 am
    Aug 18, 2016, 08.46 am
    My garage was starting to develop a "bit of a whiff" which was not going away!

    I first checked myself for "personal hygene issues" - nope - all clear there.

    I had a simillar experience some years ago and eventually tracked it down to a hedgehog that had crawlled into one of my overturned wellington boots to die and therefore deduced that a small mammal or bird had died and that the gassing carion was the cause.

    I cleared out the entire floor of the double garage - nothing. Time to start on the extensive shelves. Top shelves - clear. Middle tier and I came across the spot where Mrs Woman keeps all of the shopping bags.

    POW! i was almost knocked off the steps by the stench. She had put the bags back on the shelf 6 days ago with a bag of (then) frozen cod still insitu! And the bag was still unbroken! Jesus, you could have cleared the deck of an Aberdeen fishing smack with this! In iceland this would need another few weeks to reach its best!

    Cod gone, bags gone, stench gone. Mrs. Woman going to Aldi tomorrow! Watch this space
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    Re: Garage "No Go" zone
    Reply #1 on: Aug 18, 2016, 11.21 am
    Aug 18, 2016, 11.21 am
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    Re: Garage "No Go" zone
    Reply #2 on: Aug 18, 2016, 01.58 pm
    Aug 18, 2016, 01.58 pm
    POW! i was almost knocked off the steps by the stench.
    I could only imagine. :745:

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    Re: Garage "No Go" zone
    Reply #3 on: Aug 18, 2016, 02.57 pm
    Aug 18, 2016, 02.57 pm
    Oh my Cod !

    Did the sTench knock you off your Perch ?

    Does the woman have no Sole ?

    I bet you shouted at the old Trout, unless she's hard of Herring !

    No doubt she will have to buy a new shopping bag and will then Fillet ......

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    Re: Garage "No Go" zone
    Reply #4 on: Aug 18, 2016, 05.37 pm
    Aug 18, 2016, 05.37 pm
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    Sorry for your experience, but the visual of it is hilarious.
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    Re: Garage "No Go" zone
    Reply #5 on: Aug 18, 2016, 07.50 pm
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    Sounds a bit fishy to me. sorry will get my coat :745:
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    Re: Garage "No Go" zone
    Reply #6 on: Aug 18, 2016, 07.54 pm
    Aug 18, 2016, 07.54 pm
    Does Haddock rule?


    Sorry, I was on my way out anyway.

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    Re: Garage "No Go" zone
    Reply #7 on: Aug 19, 2016, 06.18 am
    Aug 19, 2016, 06.18 am
    I would take her cards and purse off her and ban her from the shops.... she obviously is in the habit of buying stuff she doesn't need if she can leave the 'shopping' in the garage and forget about it for 6 days!!!! You could save a fortune
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