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    Ex-wife
    on: Sep 13, 2017, 12.41 am
    Sep 13, 2017, 12.41 am
    A fellow who owned a TTSE got married. He rode the bike frequently, cleaned it up after every ride, and spent a lot of time keeping it in top condition. After about two years his wife suggested that perhaps it was time to sell the bike and move on to other activities. He said “You sound like my ex-wife”. She responded “You told me you’d never been married before”. He replied “I haven’t, but if you keep talking like that you’re going to be my ex-wife.”
    My mother asked what I wanted to be when I grew up. I said "a biker". She said I'd have to choose one or the other.

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    Re: Ex-wife
    Reply #1 on: Sep 13, 2017, 01.28 am
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    "The most important thing is to have a good relationship with the bike... you have to understand what she wants. I think of a motorcycle as a woman, and I know that sounds silly, but it's true".  - Valentino Rossi

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    Re: Ex-wife
    Reply #2 on: Sep 13, 2017, 06.31 am
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    "Ex Wife" - I have accumulated a few of those over the years  :012:

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    HACKLE     I'm too young to be this old.

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    Re: Ex-wife
    Reply #7 on: Oct 02, 2017, 11.36 am
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    Like motorbikes, it's one thing you can not have too many of (and before I am accused of being sexist, the same applies to "ex-husband"!) Luckily I have none, but that has not been cheap or easy!
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