Ex-wife

[Bludy L]

A fellow who owned a TTSE got married. He rode the bike frequently, cleaned it up after every ride, and spent a lot of time keeping it in top condition. After about two years his wife suggested that perhaps it was time to sell the bike and move on to other activities. He said “You sound like my ex-wife”. She responded “You told me you’d never been married before”. He replied “I haven’t, but if you keep talking like that you’re going to be my ex-wife.”

[Ghostrider25]

 

[Coconut]

"Ex Wife" - I have accumulated a few of those over the years 

[OK_Trophy]

 

[HACKLE]

 

[GaryWWhite]

 

[huize144]

 

[cecilt]

Like motorbikes, it's one thing you can not have too many of (and before I am accused of being sexist, the same applies to "ex-husband"!) Luckily I have none, but that has not been cheap or easy!