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    New Diet.
    on: Feb 13, 2018, 04.31 pm
    Feb 13, 2018, 04.31 pm
    I've been on this new Jack Daniels Diet for 7 days now and it's great - I lost 3 days last week!  :191:
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    Re: New Diet.
    Reply #1 on: Feb 13, 2018, 04.46 pm
    Feb 13, 2018, 04.46 pm
    I'm on the Partial Bulimia Diet.

    ( Eat all the food part, but skip the being sick afterwards part ).


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    Re: New Diet.
    Reply #2 on: Feb 13, 2018, 05.07 pm
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    I  like the Wait Watchers plan.  I wait and watch for food to end up on my plate. :745:
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    Re: New Diet.
    Reply #3 on: Feb 15, 2018, 11.50 pm
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    I'm on a seefood diet. When I see food I eat it.
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    Re: New Diet.
    Reply #4 on: Feb 16, 2018, 09.34 am
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    The doctor said my overweight problem was due to my feet. They wouldn't stop going to the fridge


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    Re: New Diet.
    Reply #5 on: Feb 16, 2018, 10.02 am
    Feb 16, 2018, 10.02 am
    My Doctor said I had to loose 10kg of useless fat  :005:

    So I am going to cut my head off  :125:
    It wasn't me !!

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    Re: New Diet.
    Reply #6 on: Feb 16, 2018, 10.58 am
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    My mate lost 15 stone of ugly fat. He got divorced

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    Re: New Diet.
    Reply #7 on: Feb 16, 2018, 01.37 pm
    Feb 16, 2018, 01.37 pm
    My Mate started drinking Brake Fluid, to which he became addicted to,  mind you he reckons he can `stop' anytime....... :164:
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