Author New Diet. (Read 2813 times)

RocketSteve · **on:** Feb 13, 2018, 04.31 pm

I've been on this new Jack Daniels Diet for 7 days now and it's great - I lost 3 days last week!

Coconut · **Reply #1 on:** Feb 13, 2018, 04.46 pm

I'm on the Partial Bulimia Diet.

( Eat all the food part, but skip the being sick afterwards part ).

trophied · **Reply #2 on:** Feb 13, 2018, 05.07 pm

I like the Wait Watchers plan. I wait and watch for food to end up on my plate.

Bludy L · **Reply #3 on:** Feb 15, 2018, 11.50 pm

I'm on a seefood diet. When I see food I eat it.

1675 · **Reply #4 on:** Feb 16, 2018, 09.34 am

The doctor said my overweight problem was due to my feet. They wouldn't stop going to the fridge

silverstripes · **Reply #5 on:** Feb 16, 2018, 10.02 am

My Doctor said I had to loose 10kg of useless fat

So I am going to cut my head off

1675 · **Reply #6 on:** Feb 16, 2018, 10.58 am

My mate lost 15 stone of ugly fat. He got divorced

Stelyn · **Reply #7 on:** Feb 16, 2018, 01.37 pm

My Mate started drinking Brake Fluid, to which he became addicted to, mind you he reckons he can `stop' anytime.......